Ten Things You Would Never Hear Dad Say

 

1. The Marines are just a branch of the Navy.

 

2. Gee, the light bill is really low this month.

 

3. That appliance is not worth fixing, throw it out.

 

4. I want to be the first on the block to get one of those new, big screen televisions.

 

5. Camping, camping? Is that going to a motel without a pool?

 

6. I have enough tools to do this job.

 

7. I don't know where you can get that wholesale.

 

8. Hey, I think I will go to the beach and work on my tan.

 

9. Puns are not that humorous.

 

10. Is it too soon to decorate for Christmas?


Laviece Eugenia Cox Ward

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