Ten Things You Would Never Hear Dad Say
1. The Marines are just a branch of the Navy.
2. Gee, the light bill is really low this month.
3. That appliance is not worth fixing, throw it out.
4. I want to be the first on the block to get one of those new, big screen televisions.
5. Camping, camping? Is that going to a motel without a pool?
6. I have enough tools to do this job.
7. I don't know where you can get that wholesale.
8. Hey, I think I will go to the beach and work on my tan.
9. Puns are not that humorous.
10. Is it too soon to decorate for Christmas?
Laviece Eugenia Cox Ward