Ten Things You Would Never Hear Dad Say


1. The Marines are just a branch of the Navy.


2. Gee, the light bill is really low this month.


3. That appliance is not worth fixing, throw it out.


4. I want to be the first on the block to get one of those new, big screen televisions.


5. Camping, camping? Is that going to a motel without a pool?


6. I have enough tools to do this job.


7. I don't know where you can get that wholesale.


8. Hey, I think I will go to the beach and work on my tan.


9. Puns are not that humorous.


10. Is it too soon to decorate for Christmas?

Laviece Eugenia Cox Ward